1. Announced that he had news that will “rock the nation” and then didn’t announce anything in particular.
2. Walked around town wearing a gas mask “as a joke.”
3. Peed in a mop bucket.
4. Interviewed himself about himself.
5. Abandoned his pet monkey.
6. Attempted to auction off “Obama in Pee Pee Jar.”
7. Allegedly spit on his neighbor’s face.
8. Imagined himself as the Man in the Moon.
9. While visiting the Holocaust Museum, said that Holocaust victim Anne Frank would have been a fan of his.
10. Nearly caused a state of emergency in Norway.
11. On evolution, said: “I don’t think we came from monkeys. I think that’s ridiculous. I haven’t seen a half-monkey, half-person yet.”
12. Screamed “Fuck Bill Clinton!”
13. Is a future astronaut.
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