Suppose you’re a parent in Malaysia and you’re thinking to yourself, “I really think my kid might be gay, but I have no handy checklist to assist me in my prognosis! What will I do?”

Worry no more! The Malaysian Education Ministry has come to the rescue!

They have released a helpful “How-To” guide to help you identify the homosexuals

Symptoms of Gays:

• Have a muscular body and like to show their body by wearing V-neck and sleeveless clothes
• Prefer tight and light-coloured clothes
• Attracted to men and
• Like to bring big handbags, similar to those used by women, when hanging out

Symptoms of Lesbians:

• Attracted to women
• Besides their female companions, they will distance themselves from other women
• Like to hang out, have meals and sleep in the company of women
• and have no affection for men