Brazilian singer Michel Teló's Ai Se Eu Te Pego / If I Catch You has become a monster hit on YouTube and on the global dance floor.

Although the Daily Mail seems to think it's popular because of the annoying but catchy tune, I'll bet you can figure out the main reason it's in vogue in European and Latin American discotheques.

Below are a few videos, including the English language and original Portuguese versions of the sertanejo universitário* style song.

[*Sertanejo universitário, or university sertanejo, is a sub-genre of ‘sertanejo‘, an immensely popular Brazilian music genre that first developed in the 1920s.]

First up comes Telo's 'swimming' English language version:

Here's his original Portuguese version:

And if you want to learn the dance, here are the moves:

Soccer players apparently love it:

And so do soldiers:

And finally, here are the lyrics to this profound little ditty:

If I Catch You

Ow, wow, this way you're gonna kill me
Oh, if I catch you
Oh my God, if I catch you

Delicious, delicious
This way you're gonna kill me
Oh, if I catch you
Oh my God, if I catch you

Saturday at the party
Everybody started to dance
Then the prettiest girl pass in front of me
I got closer and started to say...

Wow, wow, this way you're gonna kill me
Oh, if I catch you
Oh my God, if I catch you

Delicious, delicious
This way you're gonna kill me
Oh, if I catch you
Oh my God, if I catch you

Repeat...