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Joan Rivers has had plastic surgery 739 times but hesitates to get a tattoo

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The 78-year-old New Yorker revealed she has gone under the knife more than 700 times and joked that she has had treatment done so often that she gets one free procedure for every 10.

"Every weekend I just go in and I do something new. I get a 10th one free. It’s a little like coffee you just keep going," Rivers said.

But one physical change still on Joan’s wish list is to get a tattoo, and she even visited a tattoo shop on her 78th birthday before deciding against getting inked.

"Melissa wanted me to just put my home number, ‘If Lost, please call Betty White," she said.’

"I ended up not getting it because they put you in a room with mirrors and I was putting it on my ass and I took a look and I just got so depressed. I said, 'Cover this right up'...

"Maybe my 79th, I’ll put a recipe on, at this age what do you put on? You put a recipe!"

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Carloz

Gawker took the words right out of my mouth:

We all knew it was a lot, but, damn Joan, that is pathological.

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Reply#1 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 5:56 PM EST
Sassy79

I can't believe she has been under the knife that many times. The human skin can't take that kind of -abuse.

I say any plastic surgeon or surgeons who do that many procedures should lost their license(s)

  • 1 vote
Reply#2 - Mon Feb 6, 2012 10:39 PM EST
Carloz

Yes, it does seem like it might be a bit inconsistent with 'first do no harm.'

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#2.1 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 8:01 AM EST
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Par4TheCourse

A comedienne who is off her rocker... who knew?

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Reply#3 - Tue Feb 7, 2012 1:25 AM EST
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