Evangelist Claims Rick Perry's Prayer Rally 'Broke The Curses' Of Native American Cannibals On Houston-Galveston Area

They are sickos. What in the hell is the matter nwith Perry and Company?

The curses of Native American cannibals.

Oooooooo-kayyyyyyyyyy.

Just when I think I cannot hear anything crazier out of the Religious Right, they go and come up with something like this.

For the record, I think these sort of pronouncements are intended make Bachmann and Perry seem sane by comparison.

They were cursed? /sarcasm/

Well, we ARE talking about Native American CANNIBALS. So in my opinion, they got off light.

Oh brother, more evidence I live amongst the crazies here in Texas. Please don't hold it against me!

I'll contribute $100 to the legal efforts of the first Indigenous Nation that files Libelous Slander against these people and the Perry Campaign.

Sound like an excellent idea Rainbow Warrior.

Oh brother, more evidence I live amongst the crazies here in Texas. Please don't hold it against me!

I think it's the heat and global warming, Lola. A 10 gallon hat is not enough protection now-a-days, add 5 more gallons.

I was so relieved to hear that prayer worked. Excuse me, I have to change my pants. I just laughed too hard.

interesting.... accusations of cannibalism from a "prophet" of a religion whose ENTIRE belief system of salvation is based on the cannibalization of their own god., Anybody remember the Eucharist/holy communion/etc etc.?

The bread and wine that turns into Christs body in blood which they seem to have no problem consuming.

Rainbow Warrior - I'll match it!

So, they haven't stopped persecuting the Native Americans, huh?

This is the craziest group of what are excuses for human beings.

Barking Mad. Utterly and completely, Barking Mad.

I cant wrap my head around the logic - there's got to be some somewhere, surely? - that explains why this continued insane behaviour from - what can really only be described as - extreme nutballs - has any hope of connecting with any kind of sane human beings, let alone Voters.

Each day goes by, I get more convinced I have ended up in a parallel Universe, with a Dr Who creation team lining up for crazy episode on the week.

just ..... crazy .... beggars belief.

Perry and crew, as my late grandmother would say, "Better stop playing with God". I don't want to go religious on you guys but, does this hypocrit know, while he's having big fun hootin' and jabbin' at the President, that God doesn't like it? Rick Perry is not genuine. His rhetoric changes with his southern brogue and the audience he's winkin' at. As a secretary I say I wouldn't trust him to read the minutes of the last meeting. What's on the paper says one thing but what he says may be another.

As Jon Stewart put it, "They prayed for rain and now Texas is on fire."

Its cracked me up, cant stop laughing .....

I've now got this crazy minds eye of Perry as POTUS, trying to convince the likes of Sarkozy, Cameron, Shimon Peres that all was well, as Palestinian Lands were healing nicely. All Palestinian misdeeds were forgiven, because he had led prayer to break the curse, and "the Palestinian lands are starting to rejoice, you see, because of that prayer."

Problem solved, Arab-Israeli peace process 101

pfffft - too simple, next problem ?

What fresh hell will the election Rick Perry bring to America? This is a whole group of Bible thumbing nutter beans will be his advisors.

As a lifelong Christian, I have to say I have no idea where this woman is coming from. As far as I can tell, what she said makes about as much sense as if she claimed that because chickens were tending to lay more eggs recently, bricks are now "brickier" than ever before.

I am amazed that this is the best the republicans can come up with. Are there no sane republicans left?

This concept of curses left by Native Americans has a large foothold in the New Apostolic Reformation, and today Bruce Wilson reported that NAR figures Chuck Pierce, John Benefiel, Tom Schlueter and Jay Swallow recently participated in an event in Teas that involved "smashing of Native American art objects" in order to "divorce and tear down the principalities of Baal, Asherah and Leviathan."

What absolute nutcases! Baal, Asherah, and Leviathan are ancient Middle Eastern/North African dieties that even I, as a non=Native American, know have absolutely nothing to do with Native American religious beliefs. Actually, I get the impression that at least some Native Americans are on to something spiritually speaking, and that this Cindy Jacobs person, whoever she may be, would be no match, spiritually speaking, for a Native American shaman who knows his or her stuff. These "Apostle" people truly are a mysterious cult from the great Out There.

I found this on line.

"The Karankawa tribe of southeast Texas was said to practice ritual cannibalism on defeated enemies."

Interesting LSS,

I also found this about the Karankawa;

One unusual aspect of the Karankawa culture was their distinction in having three gender roles: male, female, and a third role taken on by some males. Males who took on this third role are called berdache (Karankawa: monanguia^[4]), and generally took on female roles and activities in daily life, while playing a special role in religious rites. According to some accounts, the berdache were passive sexual partners for the other males.^[5]

So they were gay cannibal indians??

I understand that we now have the ability to pray away the gay barbarians, but can we pray away the gay cannibals?

Apparently so that is if you are the "Right Kind" of Christians. Wonder why they don't seem inclined to pray that Americans find jobs?

Someone did point out that when Perry prayed for rain they got fires. Maybe they shouldn't pray for anything positive.

Central Casting for the new 'Deliverance' movie must have had a call for 'loonies'. These clowns can't be for real!

just what sort of brain eating parasite do you have to have to make you listen to and accept this kind of tripe?

Are there no sane republicans left?

Are there no sane republicans right?

Sorry .... my bad .... couldnt resist it ..... I weakened ...

Hmm..can't be climate change that's frying Texas, so....must be those durn Idians, the "brown" skinned people that were here first, the ones we stole their land from, God wants us to "cast out the demon Indian spirits" to heal our land. It's never the white people's fault, no never. And those durn Mexicans, they are evil too, gotta kick them out, when we get rid of all those lowlifes, you know, the ones with "different" colored skin and pagan rites, why....everything will be perfect. The only good people are white and "Christian", God told me so, I had a vision, He told me I was the only one on the right track. God, I hope you have a great sense of humour, please don't judge us all by the loons in Texas.

the Native American people were cannibals and they ate people.

At the risk of being somewhat crude, that picture of that douche bag looks like she is having some form of intestinal malfunction. How is it actually possible for a lifeform to be that stupid and actually walk upright.

He might have killed the drought but how are those wildfires workin' for ya?

Maybe you can pray them away.

And so what?

Just pointing out that there was a tribe of original Americans that did participate in cannibalism. That's what.

These idiots extrapolate anything nonsensical happening and subscribe some religious or Armageddon like reference so it will further scare the loon baggers. Hay I got one, The baggers will make Perry their candidate for the General and he will loose like a 3 legged horse of the Apocalypse!

OK, well it's good to know there was no point to your statement.

And its good to know that a seeder can be so flipping snarky. I will miss your seeds but won't be able to see them as I won't be able to see you.

I firmly believe that this lady preacher is many bricks shy of a full load; what the hell is she making up, and what on Earth is she talking about; they actually let her wander around in public unrestrained .

That's ok, from "The Trail of Tears" to each and every massacre and atrocity heaped upon Native Americans, YOU managed to EAT OUR SOULS !! Disgusting wretch !!!

Nothing religious "conservatives" do or say can be a surprise anymore.

It's already established fact, by their own actions and words, that they know no bounds and have no scruples.

To paraphrase Mrs. Gump; The right is like a box of TEAdiots... you always know what you are going to get.

Cindy Jacobs would be better served praying away her curse of inbred insanity.