
If you're reading this, then it's pretty safe to say that he world hasn't ended.
Today, the ninth day of the ninth month of the ninth year, was heralded by some doomsayers as the end of the planet.
Over the past few weeks, web chatrooms devoted to alien conspiracies, doomsday cults and numerology - the belief that numbers have mystical significance - have been buzzing with talk of 09/09/09.
Some warned of an outbreak of killer swine flu. Others that the world would be sucked into a black hole created by the Cern particle collider in Switzerland.
Instead, the most exciting thing likely to happen today is the release of a Beatles computer game and the announcement of a new Apple iPod.
It's been a miserable few years for fans of Armageddon dates. The millennium passed without a single horseman of the apocalypse, while 06/06/06 turned out to be a rather uneventful Tuesday.
Believers had high hopes for 09/09/09...
High hopes for the end of the world? Oh, well.
we still have 2012 to look forward to LOL
we still have 2012 to look forward to LOL
Keep hope alive! The end is still nigh!
Hell, that's not very funny. I just made the last payment on my house. Damn!
Would that be the 2012 Mayan calendar end of the world or the 2012 Nostradamus end of the world?
This would totally be a great excuse to get hot chicks to sleep with me.
"Hey, you might as well. Won't matter what people think about you after 2012...."
Jay, that is so wrong but I still had to laugh.
This reminds me a lot of the scene in Ghostbusters II about the end of the world, and the two psychics.
Elaine: According to my source, the end of the world will be on February 14th, in the year two thousand and sixteen.
Peter Venkman: Valentine's day. Bummer. Where'd you get your date, Elaine?
Elaine: I recieved this information from an alien. I was sitting at the bar, alone and this alien approached me. He started talking to me, he bought me a drink. And then he must have used some kind of a ray or a mind control device because he forced me to follow him to his room and that's where he told me about the end of the world.
Peter Venkman: So your alien had a room at the Holiday Inn, Paramis?
Elaine: It could have been a room on the spaceship made to look like the hotel. I can't be sure about that, Peter.
The World: Now ending 3 times a decade.
Paul l - i think that depends on whether you are Christian or not - because if you are then you can't believe anything the Mayans believed because they weren't Christians and heathens don't know anything - <sarcasm>
Poor Mayans... they thought they had until 2012... and then the Spanish showed up early!
When was the world not ending?
When was the world not ending?
I believe the last time was last Tuesday at 3:47pm.
Believers had high hopes for 09/09/09...
Damn. I was looking forward to some vacation.
The only disaster that will happen today is Obama's speech.
:)
The only disaster that will happen today is Obama's speech.
Wow, it must've taken you hours to come up with that gem.
Just what time is that speech supposed to be anyway?
The only disaster that will happen today is Obama's speech.
Thanks Space Guy for providng yet another example of Carloz's Corollary to Godwin's law.
Godwin's law:
As an on-line discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches
Carloz's Corollary to Godwin's law:
Since the Nov. 08 US Presidential election, in an on-line conversation it is likely that a troll will make an off-topic Obama remark much sooner than anyone will make a comment about Hitler or Nazis.
The only disaster that will happen today is Obama's speech.
Oh, geeze. What is with this inability of some to have more than one train of thought? lol
Okay reading back over my Ghostbusters comment....it doesn't sound so nuts considering the crap the right has been spewing over birth certificates, death panels, et al.
Oh, geeze. What is with this inability of some to have more than one train of thought? lol
My comment made far more sense than any prediction of disaster from anything related to 9/09/09.
lol, jay [having impure thoughts about 2012]
well...we still have 10/10/10? right?
Oh, geeze. What is with this inability of some to have more than one train of thought? lol
My comment made far more sense than any prediction of disaster from anything related to 9/09/09.
Sorry if your feelings got hurt, Space guy, but I did express my thanks for your trolling by.
Seems like any other day to me as was 01/01/01, 02/02/02, 03/03/03 and so on. And as I suspect will be the same on 10/10/10, 11/11/11, 12/12/12, and 01/23/45 and all the numerical sequences that follow. Sorry "DoomsDayers"
Here's a good follow up article:
The end of the world turns out to be another damp squib
Even if we survive 09/09/09, we might be wiped out by a super-volcano, or the death of bees, or climate change - or Simon Cowell...
So, if you will allow me to tap into my inner Nostradamus, I would like to present my theories on how Armageddon will eventually come:
Carloz, absolutely hilarious link -- thanks for the big laugh. I laughed except for the part about Simon, as I think this could happen.
I laughed except for the part about Simon, as I think this could happen.
Yeah, that one was the most realistic! ;-)
I really thought this date was predicted by the Jehova Witnesses, they have predicted numerous end of the world dates.
I'm curious, I must just be way out there since I don't read much but the WSJ, reports, etc.... and I don't like much on television so I must have missed it, who is Simon? Just for my information please. I feel lost all of a sudden.
who is Simon? Just for my information please. I feel lost all of a sudden.
Just a mention of Simon Cowell (American Idol show), in the link shown in 1.25.
Thanks. Heard of him but never have seen the show.
Simon Cowell (American Idol show)
He's also a judge on Britain's Got Talent, and is a producer.
Well... if you turn 09/09/09 upside down, it's 60/60/60... the sign of the beast x 10, or the Super Beast! And the date that Obama gave his "speech" (if that's what you want to call it) to a joint session of Congress. A coincidence? I think not!
It all makes sense now, doesn't it?! Obama wants to turn low income people on healthcare into Soylent Green!
LOL, Robert Bartholomew. Reminds me of something I came across when reading about numerology once: Ronald Wilson Reagan - six letters in each name -- 666.
Well… if you take all the letters in the name “Barack Hussein Obama”, that equals 18. If you divide that by 3, you get 6. If you re-multiply that by 3 you get 18, which is the same as 6 + 6 + 6. And there you have it again! This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Obama is the Beast… and that I must be a Republican!
Wait! That can't be right! No... wait!!! Ahhhh... arrrrrgghhhhh....
LOL again! Thanx.
Here in the UK where our emergency phone number is 999 rather than 911 there have been a lot of members of the emergency services getting married. One hopes they won't forget the date :)
Here in the UK where our emergency phone number is 999 rather than 911 there have been a lot of members of the emergency services getting married.
Aw, that's nice. Thank God the world didn't end -- wait, they got married -- maybe for them it has. ;-)
This morning when I saw the guy standing on the orange crate at the bus stop, he said it actually ISN'T today but the mayan 2012 date is the REAL EOTW.
Of course I guess its just one guys opinion. Standing on the orange crate at the bus stop.
I just want to get the image right -- was that an orange colored crate, or a crate for oranges?
Imagine this guy standing on an orange crate (whatever that means to you)
It seemed reliable enough to me at the time. hehe
ZOMG! ROFL!!!
One beer too many! LOL
Hmmmm. I was wondering if the world was also supposed to end at 9:09 on 09/09/09. We got past 9:09 AM, but what about 9:09 PM?
I checked a world time zone site and it's already past 9:09 PM in Addis Ababa, so I guess we're safe now. ;0)
I checked a world time zone site and it's already past 9:09 PM in Addis Ababa, so I guess we're safe now. ;0)
Or it might be when it's 9:09pm in the Hawaii-Aleutian time zone.
Well, I would say it would have to be 0909 (909am) instead of 2109 (909pm)...just sayin' LOL :)
Well, I would say it would have to be 0909 (909am) instead of 2109 (909pm)...just sayin' LOL :)
EOTW party pooper.
Someone had to burst your bubble ;) The world's not ending today...maybe in 2012????
well, we can only hope
If it's going to end, I wish it would hurry up, because I have this horrifying discovery request to review, and I don't want to do it.
Thank goodness I will be with this guy tonight!
Say Hey World...
Neat - thanks, DoYouHaveAFlag!
Hmmmm. What do you mean, "with"? Is he taking you off the planet when the world ends?
No, sorry believer... just with his music in a very small venue up close and oh so personal. So if I end up off the planet? I will die a very happy woman! By the way you up for a photo challenge?
Music is always, always better in a small venue.
And, yes, I'm always up for a challenge
Good, give me till the middle of next week eh?
I have to think of a GOOD one...
Uh oh. What did I get myself into...
Maybe it's not the end of all the world, just a radical portion's illusions. I'll watch Obama's speech tonight with renewed interest...
Well all the proper orders have been signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. So if "THE END OF THE WORLD" finds you unawares it isn't my fault.
How can 09/09/09 mean anything when we really don't know when 01/01/0001 actually was!
The day is not over yet!!!
We have until 11:59 P.M. Ha,Ha, Ha, Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha, Ha,!!!!!!
Nope. 9:09:09 pm
Nope. 9:09:09 pm
That's right. I forgot about the 09 seconds!! ;0)
I see that "Countdown With Keith Olberman" is on here (AZ) at 9:00 tonight. This gives a whole new meaning to "Countdown".
There's a problem with 9:09:09 pm......as in: which time zone? XD
Universal time, of course. AKA Greenwich Mean Time. You have 22 minutes.
There's a problem with 9:09:09 pm......as in: which time zone? XD
That's the question, isn't it? I mean it's already tomorrow in some parts of the world, so it is impossible for THEIR world to end on 09/09/09, right? Wouldn't that negate the whole thing?
Remember John Lennon"s ,Number 9 Number 9 Number 9 Number 9
It's all gonna happen, one after nine o nine, John Lennon again.
Countdown from 9 to 5 hooray were gonna die!!!!----Billie Joe Armstrong 'Green Day" Jaded.
Tonight I'm gonna' party like it's 09/09/09!
tonight I'm going to party likes it's any other effin night. Sorry folks, Jesus isn't saving you yet.
The Apocalypse is not a single event. It is all of human history as we spin around the toilet bowl of our own created oblivion. Perhaps we look forward for an end when the end has already occurred and we know it. In other words, the end of the world is just a metaphor for the emptiness inside of us all and the urge we feel to be what we really are... nothing.
So, I repeat -- tonight I'm gonna' party like it's 09/09/09!
Caesar was warned by a seer to beware the ides of March (March 15th).
When the day finally came Ceasar again met the same seer and
mockingly said; Well, The Ides of March are come.
The seer then softly said to him;
Aye, they are come, but they are not gone.
So folks, the day ain't over yet! There's still hope!
Maybe the world has already ended, and this is the syndicated re-run.
that's what my life feels like.
I'm so irritated with this mess. I believe the world will end when it ends. God will end it not human beings. I hate these predicted dates. There have been so many different dates "predicted" of the "world's end" but I've yet to see it. 2000 was the year the world would end. 6/6/06 was when it was suppose to end. 9/9/09 was when it was suppose to end. Now is it 12/12/2012 ? I don't know and don't care, I'll wait on God to end it all when God wants to end it for us.
Great moniker!
I take it, then, that the stupidity you're sick of includes people like Rev. Hagee? The one show of his that I ever actually watched was aired about 10 years ago. He used the Biblical parable of the man who built his house on sand to prove the Y2K threat had been prophesied because computer chips were made from silicon, which comes from sand, and that our society was so reliant on computers that God was going to use Y2K to teach us a last lesson before Armageddon.
Somehow, this Bible scholar who overlooked the bit about gluttony being a deadly sin or the line about no man knowing the hour of Judgement not only manages to still sell books to followers with selective memories, but also was supposedly a personal advisor to our 43rd president when Y2K didn't result in the Rapture.
If doomsayers have any sense, they'll start using the return of Halley's Comet for the next hypothetical date. It will give more time to sell books and a fair chance they won't be alive to face the people who buy the hype then may get grumpy when the world's still here in 2062.
Watch. In 2013 at least 1 of 3 new books predicting doomsday will set a 2061 date for just that reason.
Commenter 15.2 is a troll, leaving this same message all over Newsvine. I flag him as inflammatory whenever I see it.
Whether the world ends today or ten-thousand years from now, we dont know when OUR end will come. The most important thing is that we should be ready to face God's judgement when it does.
Inflammatory AND spamming!!
Verbal, I flagged it, too. We have to stop this behavior as much as we can.
Verbal, I flagged it, too. We have to stop this behavior as much as we can.
Please call me Barb. ;0)
I'm not adverse to some salty language, but out and out angry attacks for no reason just baffle me, and certainly don't do much for civil discourse.
Pleased to call you Barb. That person has made the exact same comment three times on this thread alone. I can handle salty language, as long as it is not directed at a person. Saying "this sucks" is acceptable, but "you suck" is not.
i'd much sooner believe the world will end from a man made devise than believe that God or whoever the f you idiots believe in will pass "judgement"
Comment spamming violations of #1 of the Code of Honor is pretty darn malicious, OMFG-1323441. You're suspended for a day and the next violation's a week.
Above all else, respect others. Address issues and arguments and refrain from making personal attacks. If you see something disrespectful or inappropriate, report it - rather than further inflaming the situation.
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Saying "this sucks" is acceptable, but "you suck" is not.
That's a good way of putting it, PenniD.
Thanks, Tyler!
I'm still here, I think.
You are mistaken. You are now part of the matrix.
Follow the white rabbit, but remember you'll be happier with the blue pill.
Zeus will decide when we all die. I am curious to see what happens to the planet when it crosses the galactic center. Yeah... I know it does it every 65 million years or so, but hey... Who knows.
It's a secret ploy by the Nazis, Obama, and the evil Right Wing I tell you!! Mua-HA-ha!
Sorry, it's just that I haven't seen anyone blaming it on one of the above. Ya'll know if a post goes by and no-one does all of Newsvine will implode into a mini black hole making the CERN a waste of resources.
Lol, good night everyone.
Lol, good night everyone.
Here's hoping we'll be able to talk tomorrow!
Are we going by that Mayan calender again???
Soooo...this would be a good reason to stop playing around on Newsvine instead of doing my job and go home early?
wewt! :)
Soooo...this would be a good reason to stop playing around on Newsvine instead of doing my job and go home early?
Sounds good to me! Enjoy the last hours of the world!!!
Are we still here??????
I'm still here...and I was sooooo looking for the non-end of the world ;) LOL!
Well, where I am, we still have 5 hours to go til midnight.
I'm not holding my breath
Ending today? What time. I gotta take a dump and don't like being bothered.
The world will end on August 6, 2013, I figure. That is, if the army of robots I'm building is done by deadline. Might have to wait a while, though: a lot of parts are on back-order, and I've a lot of components that need to be invented still. Such as processors in the 10 GHz range.
If you let me become your "Igor," I will donate a closet full of components. LOL
Is it "Eye-gor" or "EEE-Gor"?
Hah throw in a few sex-bots and I'm in... heh.
Anyhow it doesn't matter ... I'm immortal --- until i die hah. Guess we all are like that.. we have all the time of the world until our timely/untimely death. Until then? Woooooooot
Is it "Eye-gor" or "EEE-Gor"?
Hump? WHAT hump?
He can call me anything he wants if he lets me be #2 in his world domination scheme. I think I prefer, EEE-Gor, it has a friendlier tone, although I doubt "friendly" is a good trait in a world domination scheme.
Hump? WHAT hump?
Walk this way........
Is Mel Brooks going to help out, too?
Well, he did have that great castle/lab you know, and a lab assistant.
I wonder if XPShadow would let me program a few of the robots to tap dance?
Nice... Go penni! heh.. but before XPShadow does it , you might want to hook up with some of the japanese researchers... probably get a good training in with them first heh.. Wish we were good at building robots sometimes... like that.
Maybe he could get some of those Japanese guys for lab assistants. I like that idea, then while XPShadow was busy working on the robots, the Japanese guys and I could tap dance. Yeah, EEE-gor would like that.
Well, down to 44 minutes until 9/10/09. If you are reading this tomorrow, then I guess we dodged a bullet.
I'm sure some folks are still waiting up for the last time zone to switch over.
Well, down to 44 minutes until 9/10/09. If you are reading this tomorrow, then I guess we dodged a bullet.
Good morning -- and phew!
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