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Rampaging toilet terrorizes children

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Apparently, Colorado's Denver Water is trying to get people to make sure that they don't overuse their toilets, or some such thing. No running toilets. No excessive flushing. No leaky toilets. That's what I gather, at least.

So, I guess they have some kind of toilet mascot? The "Running Toilet"? That pretty much amounts to a man in a toilet suit? Which sounds sort of unpleasant?

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According to The Latest Word, Mr. Toilet got all crazy last weekend and bum-rushed a big water fountain where a bunch of kids were playing

Just what you expect to see at a water park -- a toilet with legs.

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Reply#1 - Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:19 PM EDT
{"commentId":8282607,"authorDomain":"DanielCarrino"}
Just what you expect to see at a water park -- a toilet with legs.

Port-o-potty?

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#1.1 - Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:35 PM EDT
{"commentId":8282715,"authorDomain":"carloz"}

LOL, that's a good one, Daniel!

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#1.2 - Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:45 PM EDT
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{"commentId":8283164,"authorDomain":"jimmyjamm93442"}
Toilet got all crazy last weekend and bum-rushed a big water fountain

this sounds like an experience I once had using a public toilet.. fortunatley I escaped what could have been a very gross, wet, aftermath. poor kids,

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Reply#2 - Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:24 PM EDT
{"commentId":8283371,"authorDomain":"carloz"}

It all sounds like a no-budget sci-fi movie: Invasion of the Toilet People.

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#2.1 - Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:42 PM EDT
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{"commentId":8283372,"authorDomain":"pennytool"}

lmao seriously funny .

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Reply#3 - Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:42 PM EDT
{"commentId":8286930,"authorDomain":"FastHog"}

where can I get on of those outfits looks like fun. bet I could pick up a lot of women lol

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Reply#4 - Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:58 PM EDT
{"commentId":8303760,"authorDomain":"rus-peterson"}

Wow, playing the part of Mr. Toilet - what a sh*tty job!

Giggety giggety

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Reply#5 - Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:36 AM EDT
{"commentId":8311903,"authorDomain":"carloz"}

It probably pays @!$%#, too.

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#5.1 - Mon Jul 20, 2009 6:18 PM EDT
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