Man cuts off own penis during drunk DIY

News Type: Event — Seeded on Sun Jul 5, 2009 9:21 AM EDT

Article Source: Telegraph

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Seeded by Carloz

It is thought he had been carrying out DIY while drunk, but it was unclear whether the incident was an accident or a deliberate act.

His mother Edna, 84, said: "Stuart had a very nasty accident with a saw but he is recovering now.

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Carloz

A carpenter called Stuart Keen cut off his own penis in the bath as he apparently tried to do DIY while drunk.

Don't drink and DYI!

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2 votes

#1 - Sun Jul 5, 2009 9:25 AM EDT

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bigbugy

OUCH!!!!

There isn't that much booze in the world would make me wreck my building.

And how small was it that he mistook it for foreskin?

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3 votes

#2 - Sun Jul 5, 2009 11:56 AM EDT

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Carloz

It's the mother's comment's I love:

Stuart had a very nasty accident with a saw but he is recovering now.

I have spoken to him and he is quite embarrassed about the whole incident.

Stuart is a carpenter and uses sharp and sometimes dangerous tools.

These things happen all the time to people in his profession.

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1 vote

#2.1 - Sun Jul 5, 2009 9:38 PM EDT

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Jim420

drunk DIY circumcision????

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1 vote

#4 - Sun Jul 5, 2009 9:28 PM EDT

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Kshark

Well this gives new meaning to the term "Wood Cutter"

Guess we won't be "widdling wood" anytime soon.

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1 vote

#5 - Mon Jul 6, 2009 3:38 AM EDT

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Carloz

Guess we won't be "widdling wood" anytime soon.

Nor getting a woody. :-(

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1 vote

#5.1 - Mon Jul 6, 2009 7:00 PM EDT

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Freedom Writer-801740

Okay i have been drunk before, and I have even been drunk to the point of blacking out, but I have never been so drunk that I would resort to do it yourself surgery. Makes me wonder what he was drinking so I stay away from it. As I already have a thing for Jaegermeister, which I swear is German for "get drunk and do stuff that you cant remember only to be confronted with pictures the next day and wish you could move to another state."

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1 vote

#6 - Mon Jul 6, 2009 5:45 PM EDT

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Carloz

Jaegermeister,

Yuk, that stuff is vile. Give me absinthe if I'm going to go to those depths. :)

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1 vote

#6.1 - Mon Jul 6, 2009 7:02 PM EDT

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Freedom Writer-801740

Absinthe i dont think I have ever heard of that one. Is it any good?

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1 vote

#6.2 - Mon Jul 6, 2009 7:12 PM EDT

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Carloz

Well, it doesn't taste like liquid cobwebs the way Jaegermeister does. Absinthe has a licoricey-minty taste. I first tatsed it when I lived in Prague. Here's a link: absinthe.

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1 vote

#6.3 - Mon Jul 6, 2009 7:20 PM EDT

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CARLOZ

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